What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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