508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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