Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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