Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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