My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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