I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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