Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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