There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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