how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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