1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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