do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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