The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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