I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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