I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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