You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she woke up with a sticky ear
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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