Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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