It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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