Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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