He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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