then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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