I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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