in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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