Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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