windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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