grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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