so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and she was petting her beer can
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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