I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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