I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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