there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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