She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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