I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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