why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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