My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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