you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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