I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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