Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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