That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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