Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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