remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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