i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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