But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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