I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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