whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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