He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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