Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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