If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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