Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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