Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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