you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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