You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
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also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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